FUNNEY SMS

Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti.

Lovers sitting in a park,boy tries to kiss the girl..Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.:p

Interviewer:what is skeleton?Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a personwho started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)PATHAN:I think (killed)

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gayatu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helpedMunna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!Police:Kion has rahe ho?Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!hehehe:d

Judge:why did u shoot ur wifeinstead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,it’s easier to shoot a woman once,than shooting one man every week.

Father asked beti:“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”
Beti:”Maa banun gi,study karon gi,shari karon gi,bus or kia?”
Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)

In bio practical:Examiner:Tell me the name ofthis bird by seeing it’s legs only?Sardar:I don’t know.Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a personwho cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,because he cannot hear anything:-)

Doctor:Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,2 dopahar,2 raat ko,3 din tuk lena hay
Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakhohamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thayk achanak kashti ruk gai...or...sab doob gaye, kaisay?...pathan thay na sub,dhakka deney utar gaye:p

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:What is a grownup joke?Sardar ji replied:any joke which is eighteen years old

The devils challengedthe angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.Devils:No problem,we have got all the umpires.

Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting todayand in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.When do you want to start?New employee:In 3 months.

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana doDoc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna paregaAdmi: OKDoctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

2 men went 2 a callgirl.1st went in and came out n said“Na my wife is better.”2nd went in and came out n said“U R right ur wife is much better.”

1 pathan aero plane me pilotsay headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?Pathan says:Ticket ka paisa hum bhareaur gana tum akela suney:p