Thursday, June 26, 2008

How to use Pen drive as RAM

How can it be activated ?
In order to activate the ReadyBoost technology on your FlashDrive or Memory Cards, you
have to follow these steps…
1. Open My Computer.
2. Right Click on the Removable Disk Drive and select Properties.
3. Click on ReadyBoost Tab.
4. Enable the feature by selecting the option and allocate the amount of space you want to use as memory.
Things to be noted….
1. Regardless of the fact that you use Readyboost or not, you need at least 512 Mb of memory to run Windows Vista decently.
2. If your device is not giving the option of ReadyBoost then it means that it doesn’t clear up the minimum data trasfer rate required by ReadBoost technology.

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FUNNEY SMS



Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti.


Lovers sitting in a park,boy tries to kiss the girl..Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.:p


Interviewer:what is skeleton?Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a personwho started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!


Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)PATHAN:I think (killed)


1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gayatu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?



Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helpedMunna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!


Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!Police:Kion has rahe ho?Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!hehehe:d



Judge:why did u shoot ur wifeinstead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,it’s easier to shoot a woman once,than shooting one man every week.



Father asked beti:“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”
Beti:”Maa banun gi,study karon gi,shari karon gi,bus or kia?”
Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)


In bio practical:Examiner:Tell me the name ofthis bird by seeing it’s legs only?Sardar:I don’t know.Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?Sardar:See my legs & tell my name



1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a personwho cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,because he cannot hear anything:-)


Doctor:Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,2 dopahar,2 raat ko,3 din tuk lena hay
Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakhohamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.


100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thayk achanak kashti ruk gai...or...sab doob gaye, kaisay?...pathan thay na sub,dhakka deney utar gaye:p



Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D


A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:What is a grownup joke?Sardar ji replied:any joke which is eighteen years old



The devils challengedthe angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.Devils:No problem,we have got all the umpires.


Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting todayand in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.When do you want to start?New employee:In 3 months.


Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho


Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,


Admi:Mujhe sardar bana doDoc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna paregaAdmi: OKDoctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.


2 men went 2 a callgirl.1st went in and came out n said“Na my wife is better.”2nd went in and came out n said“U R right ur wife is much better.”


1 pathan aero plane me pilotsay headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?Pathan says:Ticket ka paisa hum bhareaur gana tum akela suney:p


Love SMS Collection



I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.


If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

love is like rose One time it will hurt u But not all the time

waqt mile tu hame bhi yad kar lena pal pal na sahi din mei ek bar yad karlena dost honge aap ke hazar par hum bhi aek hei itna yad kar lena..?

Jab b ye dil udaas hota hai Jane kon aas pass hota hai Kissi ko dundti hai ye nazar Kissi k na hone ka ahsaas hota hai Jo rooz kare muj ko Sms PIY@r Who shakas b barda khaas hota hai

har sham k bad raat aati hai .har baat k bad apke yaad aati hai .chup reh k bhi dakh liya main ne .khamoshion se bhi apki awaz aati hai

In my life I learned how? 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldnt learn how.. 2 stop Missing You!

kabhi aati hai khamoshi se chupke se barsath mein veraney mein anjaney mein kis waja se kis liye kis ki khatir kis k liye kiya bataein yeh kiya hai ek ehsaas ek piyaas phir bhi achi lagti hai anjani si bhigi si phechani si khubsorat si tumhari yaad!

Flower says:touch me not Message says:Erase me not Time says:Waste me not And i says............ Forget me NoT

MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. Miss U!........

I,m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.......





Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Hindi SMS

Aap kee yaad Aapkee yaad ki khushboo se mahaktaa hai dilAapke pyaar ke dam se
hee bahaltaa hai dil.......................

DhoonDhte the kabhee jeene kaa bahaanaa ham toZindagee aaj milee hai to machaltaa hai dil
Thee bahaaron kee tamannaa mere armaanon koAap aaye jo khayaalon men to gaataa hai dil
Gham milaa hai to vo khushiyaan bhee kaheen door naheenDee jo takdeer ne dastak to uchhaltaa hai dil


Koyee saakee nahee koyee jaam yaa botal bhee naheenAapko khwaab men dekhaa to bahaktaa hai dil

Hum Ko gali Mein Dekh Kar Khud Ko chupa Liye..Jany Ye dushmno Ne Usy Kia sikha Dia..Ghar Us Ne Kya Banaya Masjid ke samany..Chahat ne Us Ki Hum Ko Namazi Bana Dia..

Ek sitem hai jo piyar se mansoob kiya jata hai…
Iss rah ke musafir ko maghloob kiya jata hai …
Do chaar he dunya mei hum jese rahay hon ge …
Huq rah pe jinhein naist-o nabood kiya jata hai …
Rehta tha kabhi dil mei Muslim ke Kuda her dam…
Dunya ko mager deen per mehboob kiya jata hai …
Aalamgeer hai Islam or Allah - O Akber …
America ko mager super manzoor kiya jata hai…
Wehshat ho bari jiski to maano use dehshatgerd. ..
Muslim ko is ohhde pe kiun mamoor kiya jata hai …
Aalam pe huwa kerti thi Islam ki dehshat …
Ulta mager ab saraa dastoor kiya jata hai …

Pathar ke aage sar na jhukana ke woh Devta ho jaye Kisi se itni Mohabbat na karna ke woh bewafa ho jaye

Yaad aate hain college ke woh din, Kitab ke pannon mein mudi mohabbatein; Masoom si harqat, nanhi si shararatein, Kaash! zindagi wahin thehar jaati.

Khawabo Me Kabhi Aap Bhi Khoye Honge, Khuli Aankhoo Se Kabhi Kabhi Soye Honge, Maana Fitrat Hai Muskurane Ki, Par Haste Haste Kabhi Aap Bhi Roye Honge.

Pyar, Kaho To Alfaz, Mano To Bandagi, Socho To Gehra Sagar, Dubo To Zindagi, Karo To Aasan, Nibhao To Mushkil, Bikhare To Sara Aasman, Simte To Sirf Tum.

Dilse Dilki Duri Nahi Hoti, Kaash Koi Majburi Nahi Hoti, Aapse Milne Ki Tamanna Hain Lekin, Kahte Hain Har Tamanna Puri Nahi Hoti.

Bundo Se Moti Mang Lenge! Chand Se Chandni Mang Lenge! Agar Teri Mohabbat Naseeb Hui, To Teri Mohabbat Ki Khatir Khuda Se Ek Aur Zindagi Mang Lenge!

Nasha Jaruri Hai Jindagi k Liye,Par Sirf Sharab Hi Nahi Hai Bekhudi Ke Liye. Kisi Ki Mast Nighon Me Doob Jao, Bada Hasin Samundar Hai Khudkushi K Liye.

Kuch Bikhare Spano Se Ankh Me Nami Hai, Ek Chota Sa Asma Aur Umido Ki Zami Hai Yu To Bhaut Kuch Hai Jindagi Me, Sirf Jo Dur Hai Unki Kami hai.

Jaan Se Bhi Zyada Unhe Pyar Kiya Karte The, Yaad Din Raat Kiya Karte The, Ab Un Raho Se Guzra Nahi Jata, Jahan Baith Kar Unka Intezaar Kiya Karte The.

Baap: Beta is bar tujhe exam me 90% lana hai !Beta: Nahi Dad, mai to is bar 100% launga !!Baap: Kyo Mazak kar rahe ho ?!!Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha ?

Har Taraf khamoshi Ka Saaya Hai,Jise Chahate Hai hum woh ab paraya hai,Gir Pade hai hum mahobbat ki bhukh se,Aur log kehate hai ki pikar aaya he.

Haqiqat jan lo juda hone se pahle,Meri sunlo apni sunnese pahle,Ye sochlena bhulaneese pahle,Bahut royi hai ye aankhe muskuranese pahle

Bina zakkam khaye ahesas nahi hota,Har koi duniya me khas nahi hota,Magar jiski arzu dil se ho jati hai,Wo hi shaks hamare pas nahi hota

Shikwa nahi koi zindagi se,Magar ek shikayat khuda se zarur hai,Jazbaat kyun diye tune hame,Jab duniya me pyaar karna kasoor hai

Pyase ko ek katra pani kafi hai,ishq mai char pal ki zindagi kafi hai,dubne ko samandar mai jaye kaun,unki palko se tapka voh aasu he kafi hai.

Yea Mera Doosh Nahi…….! !
Qalam Ki Nook Per Ab Tak Lahoo Key Qatrey Hain…..
Khabar Key Hath Per Likha Huwa Hay Sabar Abhi…….
Samay Ki Aankh May Ab Tak Safar Ki Uljhan Hay…….
Bikharta Hoon May Kabhi Aur Kabhi Saanwarta Hoon….
Na Tootta Hoon Mukammal Na Pura Jourta Hoon…….
Main Darmiyain Say Aagay Jo Baar Nahi Paya……..
Yea Mera Doosh Nahi Raastoon Ki Saazish Hay…….
Kisi Bhi Semt Chaley Ab Huwa Yea Sabit Hay…….
Abhi Dukhoon Ko Meri Zindagi Ki Haajat Hay……..

Masoom Chehra Nigaahen Farebi
L abon Pe Hasni Aur Dil Mein Daga Hai
Mile Dost Jisko Yahan Tere Jaisa
Use Dushmanon Ki Zaroorat Hai Kya Hai
Masoom Chehra … Daga Hai
Dil Tod Diya, Kyon Itna Bata De
Phir Baad Mein Bewafa Jo Chaahe Mujhko Saza De
Teri Berukhi Se Pareshaan Hoon Mein
Na Aaye Samajh Mein Yeh Kya Maajra Hai
Masoom Chehra … Daga Hai
Kya Usko Kahen Jo Kasmon Ko Bhoole
Apno Se Karke Jafa, Gairon Ki Baahon Mein Jhoole
Nazar Mein Basa Ke Nazar Pher Lena
Yeh Kaisi Mohabbat Yeh Kaisi Wafa Hai
Masoom Chehra … Daga Hai
Jo Bharta Nahin Woh Zakhm Diya Hai
Mujhko Nahin Pyar Ko, Badnaam Tune Kiya Hai
Jise Maine Pooja Maseeha Bana Ke
Na Tha Yeh Pata Pattharo Ka Bana Hai
Masoom … Daga Hai
Mile Dost Jisko Yahan Tere Jaisa
Use Dushmanon Ki Zaroorat Hai Kya Hai
Masoom Chehra … Daga Hai


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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

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